The flash drive found itself being caressed by the long slender fingers of Jim Moriarty. The flash drive was scared, it had so many secrets, it wasn’t ready for a relationship, but the flash drive soon found its whole body being kissed by the infamous madman. God, it felt good. Once more, the flash drive found itself being fingered by Moriarty, but now, it RELISHED it, the flash drive abandoned itself to pleasure, yolo, and oh my, perhaps they really had something here, perhaps they could settle down together and have a life, perhaps-
The last thing the flash drive is aware of is the cold as it sinks into the water.
omg. only this fandom. only THIS FUCKING FANDOM.