Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck.
Joss Whedon (via observando)
lolcuteanimals:

Two baby elephants hold each other’s trunks as they run with the herd.

lolcuteanimals:

Two baby elephants hold each other’s trunks as they run with the herd.

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

guy:

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

missmarionmac:

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

This is the sentiment that’s guiding a lot of my decisions these days.

missmarionmac:

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

This is the sentiment that’s guiding a lot of my decisions these days.

dekutree:

dekutree:

this makes every situation better

*crowd goes bananas*